Hi there! I'm Cris and I'm complicated. I live in Washington State. Manager & College Student: Majoring in Fine Arts & minor in Psychology. I want to become an Art Therapist & live in Australia as well as travel the world. I'm a little odd & a bit crazy. Any questions? :)

 

Went and had my nails done for the first time professionally. I got talked into it and now I stab myself in the eyes while trying to take out my contacts!

Went and had my nails done for the first time professionally. I got talked into it and now I stab myself in the eyes while trying to take out my contacts!

I will never get over pressing 666 to quick dial my crazy mother. Always makes me laugh cuz its so like her!

I will never get over pressing 666 to quick dial my crazy mother. Always makes me laugh cuz its so like her!

wwhateverittakes:

this just makes me happy.  especially since im canadian.  no we always have the come back “yeah well, your country is shaped like a whale”

sure showed us lmao

wwhateverittakes:

this just makes me happy.  especially since im canadian.  no we always have the come back “yeah well, your country is shaped like a whale”

sure showed us lmao

Found this in my register the other day. So yeah guys if you want to have six I would suggest call this number. Seems legit.

Found this in my register the other day. So yeah guys if you want to have six I would suggest call this number. Seems legit.

theoreticalgazelles:

I got home from work to all these posts about the fluffy chicken, but guys I HAVE A FLUFFY CHICKEN AND I’M REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE FLUFFY CHICKENS imagelook at her!!! she is so precious, and she lays really small eggs. Her name is Bowie!!!

Got damn it I want a fluffy chicken!