I'm Cris! 22, crazy, & a leo. Lives in Yakima, WA. Works at McD's - yes I make your burgers. Graphic Designer. College Student. Art Major. Psychology Minor. Wants to become an Art Therapist & live in Australia as well as travel the world. I'm a little odd & a bit of a bitch but thats just my charm. Any questions?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I just couldnt resist sharing lol
I will never get over pressing 666 to quick dial my crazy mother. Always makes me laugh cuz its so like her!
this just makes me happy. especially since im canadian. no we always have the come back “yeah well, your country is shaped like a whale”
sure showed us lmao
Bi weekly 1am dinner nights with McDonalds crew!
Found this in my register the other day. So yeah guys if you want to have six I would suggest call this number. Seems legit.
I got home from work to all these posts about the fluffy chicken, but guys I HAVE A FLUFFY CHICKEN AND I’M REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE FLUFFY CHICKENS
look at her!!! she is so precious, and she lays really small eggs. Her name is Bowie!!!
Got damn it I want a fluffy chicken!
“Virginia! Your cousin sent you a cardboard chicken!”
Raising Hope
“Look, we’re both straight. We’re just two straight guys kissing…. Thinking about girls.”
Raising Hope
Dragon fly
“One time I ate a dragon fly… on accident.” Lol some friend stories are just worth listening to.
Success is like pregnancy…
